Classic Quotes

"She's not blonde, she's just gullible." - Tesia Chuderewicz (referring to an anonymous person)

"Come on over to the bar kids, I will get you a drink." - Pastor Tim (during our trip to 180)

"Our youth pastor is the best in the whole world!" - Natacha Bressler

"My Bible is all made up!" - An undisclosed & confused 9th grader.

"Look, I can see the Eiffel Tower!" - Rebecca Alles (while viewing the NYC skyline).

"Does anyone know when the 4th of July is?" - Prisca Tsemunhu (one of our astute graduating seniors)

"Please...sugar..." - Ask Kyle Buterbaugh

"Nobody told me to turn!!!" - An undisclosed youth pastor after taking a wrong turn on a road trip.  "Exactly!!!" - Everyone else.

"Is that supposed to happen?" - Chris Perini

"I am leaving the country!" - Zak Konstas commenting on his upcoming trip to Hawaii.

"I saw the quote on the website that Zak Konstas said...I DON'T GET IT???" - Prisca Tsemunhu

"You don't always have to be honest, sometimes you can just be quiet." - Candace Smith, after Pastor Stacy stated his confusion about his caving groups whereabouts.

"Whipple Dam is intoxicated!" - Sam Atkinson

"I am very comfortable in my wet shorts, thank you." -  Jarrod Sechler

"I could wear a coconut bra." - Jim Bucci

"The sun is shining directly up into my eyes...."  - Michael Alles, as Chris S shines the sun in his eyes.  "You guys are paying for my retina operation." -

"Light travels at the speed of light."  - James Burke

"You have never put a quote of the week on there for me." - Dan Stubblefield  "Yeah - you have said a lot of stupid things...how did that happen?"- Aleigha Cessna 

Silence........bubble*  "It was an air pocket!" - Jim Bucci in the hot tub, shortly before a fellow hot-tubbing stranger promptly exits.

"I lost my nouns!" - Aleigha Cessna (I don't have the adjectives to explain this one.)